is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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