ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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