Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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