Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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