Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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