Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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