Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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