If i come over, it means nothing
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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