Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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