I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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