Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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