What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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