brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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