Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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