Dual....:-)
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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