A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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