Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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