I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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