Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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