He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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