don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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