Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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