If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm eating all of the evidence.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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