forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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