fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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