She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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