Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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