Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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