We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
