he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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