Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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