Are we in a gay sports bar?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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