addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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