It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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