Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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