I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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