I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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