If i come over, it means nothing
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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