dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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