How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I am available for nakedness
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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