So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You left your phone here
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