So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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