I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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