i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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