that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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