names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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