Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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