I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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