I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We are two peas in an std pod
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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