So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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