Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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