I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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