Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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