so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Vodka?
Forever.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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