So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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