Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
she looked like the before picture.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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